Saturday, February 16, 2008

Hard Week At Work

Have you ever had that extra hard week at work...no brilliant ideas, nothing goes exactly the way it's planned, so the outlook for the next week is "Let's get back to the drawing board"? Well that's how my week went! And let's not even discuss the fact that it's taken 2 weeks for all of the hair questions to start up!..Hey did you cut your hair? That's certainly different! Hmmm...Hmmn..can you change it back? I really liked your hair before! I say WHATEVER! I love my dinky, curly, nappy, little babies! Be encouraged! And this little joke made me laugh out loud before leaving my hellified week behind! Peace y'all!

Today's reading is from the Book of Government Life, Chapter 11, Verses 1-15:

1. In the beginning was the Plan.
2. And then came the Assumptions.
3. And the Assumptions were without form.
4. And the Plan was without Substance.
5. And darkness was upon the face of the Workers.
6. And Workers spoke among themselves saying, "It is a crock of shit and it stinks."
7. And Workers went unto their Supervisors and said, "It is a crock of dung and we cannot live with the smell."
8. And Supervisors went unto their Managers saying, "It is a container of organic waste, andit is very strong, such that none may abide by it."
9. And Managers went unto their Directors, saying, "It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength."
10. And Directors spoke among themselves, saying to one another; "It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."
11. And Directors went to Vice President, saying unto him, "It promotes growth, and it is very powerful."
12. And Vice President went to the President, saying unto him "It has very powerful effects."
13. And the President looked upon the Plan and saw that it was good.
14. And the Plan became Policy.
15. And that's how shit happens.

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